Take Back Summer: The Return of Glorious Beach Broads

We know, we know — EVERYTHING is different now. But let's have a real summer moment and celebrate the Glorious Beach Broads we’ve found strolling down our New York City beaches the past two years. 

Model gorgeousness — check. Knockouts of all shapes and ages — check check check!

What I love about all of these broads is their eternal badass confidence. They remind me of my first trip to Europe. I was just about 20 — and was blown away that whatever size, whatever age, the women there were strutting their stuff in their bikinis — owning every bit of their years — their skin — their ‘tude

Enjoy this glorious sampling from our past. It will come back! But meanwhile … here's to the heat, hotties, salt water, and sand.

LONG LIVE SUMMER!!

Serious crush time: The sensuality, the lushness, the confidence — the gloriousnessPhoto: Chae Kihn

Serious crush time: The sensuality, the lushness, the confidence — the gloriousness

Photo: Chae Kihn

“I got this swimsuit on Amazon for $2 — just watch how I’m glowin” …Photo: Andrew Vallario

“I got this swimsuit on Amazon for $2 — just watch how I’m glowin” …

Photo: Andrew Vallario

Sizzlin’ — Welcome to the Rockaways baby!Photo: Calvin Stark

Sizzlin’ — Welcome to the Rockaways baby!

Photo: Calvin Stark

Hangin’ with my bestie 4 life! Photo: Andrew Vallario

Hangin’ with my bestie 4 life!

Photo: Andrew Vallario

No two-pieces after 50? Fuck that!Photo: Andrew Vallario

No two-pieces after 50? Fuck that!

Photo: Andrew Vallario

Feeling SKINPhoto: Andrew Vallario

Feeling SKIN

Photo: Andrew Vallario

NO WORDS! Loving the matching bags, bikinis and badass attitudesPhoto: Chae Kihn

NO WORDS! Loving the matching bags, bikinis and badass attitudes

Photo: Chae Kihn

A lifetime of pliés … Photo: Andrew Vallario

A lifetime of pliés …

Photo: Andrew Vallario

Yeah. I’m flauntin’ it.Photo: Andrew Vallario

Yeah. I’m flauntin’ it.

Photo: Andrew Vallario

‘Tis me. Sporting my history. Stay proud. Stay strong. Stay healthy — Feel sexy.And let’s feel free to wear bikinis ‘till they put us six feet under. F**k it!

‘Tis me. Sporting my history. Stay proud. Stay strong. Stay healthy — Feel sexy.

And let’s feel free to wear bikinis ‘till they put us six feet under. F**k it!